So as you've probably guessed, we're pretty much done with the podcast. It was fun-- we drank a lot and farted and burped and screamed and talked about Sasha Grey.
You can always go back and listen to them in their lo-fi glory. Maybe we'll do it again someday. Until then, me, Chris and AJ have formed French Press Films, and of course AJ & Adam are still fucking swamp monsters on Break This City.
it's just been one of those mondays. while making my deliveries in the morning, i got cut off by a short bus. i believe the less classy term is "special ed" bus, but who's counting. i was on Fell somewhere in the Fillmore probably, and seriously outta nowhere this stupid jackass just lumbers into my lane and almost hits my front left signal lights. wtf.
i flat out LAYED on my horn and lost my cool, and flipped off the driver, completely disregarding the fact that this bus was full of retarded children. i then pulled up alongside the driver in the other lane at a light and just tore him a new asshole. completely unnecessary.
picture if you will now, a stocky asian guy in a piece of shit acura, interior FILLED to the brim with dead flowers, yelling at a short bus driver, carrying 10 mentally disabled children in his capacity. by now, the children were all getting restless, wondering what the commotion was, and i could see out of my peripherals a kid rocking back and forth in his chair and bleating like a goat, and another one with a foam padded helmet on began banging his head gently against the window. this then set off an entire chain reaction that rippled throughout the entire cabin.
all the kids in the bus started crying.
while the driver and i were still in verbal fisticuffs, he was now turning back towards the kids to try and calm them down. as i pull off, i am debating whether or not laughing at the situation that just unfolded would be a fucked up thing to do. after a few minutes i decided that it would rank somewhere in the top 100 of my personal worst, but by then, my sides were hurting from busting up so hard.
Our friends Adam D. and Corinne join us for a full-fledged, microphone screamfest that (surprise) turns up one loud and offensive show.
First we filled in this Family Circus cartoon:
Here are the ones that we did (NSFW, click to enlarge)...
Chris:
Roman:
Adam:
Jon:
and Corinne's (so innocent!):
Now, PARTICIPATE!!!! Send us your own fucked-up or adorably innocent thoughts to monsterfuqparade@gmail.com!! We will post 'em on the blog and you will get a kiss on the mouth from Chris!!
On today's show we cover just about everything-- we look at the horrible, horrible, horrible 1guy1cup.net, energy drinks, Adam reads us the news, Chris hates Kevin Smith, and Jon goes and terrifies everyone again. Click Kool-Aid Man to download or listen in our snazzy Flash player here!!!
Song(s): Boner - "Ellos Muertos" (or some song Chris found randomly)
